You're Too Slow Mario!!

I think Nintendo ran out of ideas when they were inventing Dr. Mario. First of all, the plot is not the most intriguing scenario Mario has come upon. He's a doctor.....and a superhero. Now I don't know how a plumber magically becomes either of those professions but, I just accepted that part. Now the story starts with Dr. Mario saving the world with his megavitamins that cure every illness. Of course, all of the evil guys are after him for the megavitamins which can help them destroy the world by healing the sick?? Anyways, for some reason Mario cannot make more vitamins so he now has to chase down the thieves. If you ask me, he's much too careless with his megavitamins...they are stolen over ten times in 20 minutes! The moral of the story is ... Mario needs to lose some weight to catch up with all the bad guys and invest in a safe.