That's What She Said.

Recently I have been confronted with one of the most annoying phrases in the English language. It's the phrase, "that's what she said". Now, usually there is no response to this phrase but, I have invented a pretty good one. Have you ever been in a situation where you say something you regret because your friend responds to your comment with "that's what she said"? They think that they have won that round of verbal tennis but... you can reverse the tides with three simple words. You simply say "Not to you" and they will truly have nothing to comeback with. The "Not to you" can save you from many embarrassing "That's what she said" moments so I encourage you to use it wisely.