I've Renamed Skiing... It's Now Called Falling.

I hate skiing. It's as simple as that. Lets start at the beginning. You have to drive at least two hours in bad conditions on winding roads. Then you have to wear ski boots. Now, why have they not invented better, more comfortable ski boots? Is it some kind of tradition stubbornness? Ok, now we're at the chairlift...that's the fun part. Then i get to the top, look down and say.... "oh crap." Then for some reason I try it anyways. I go right, turn left, get to the other side and realize I can't turn right. So, then I fall, turn while sitting and get up and do it all again. So, yes, skiing is now called falling in my world.